OH DEAR LORD.
Day 1 and things are already WEIRD.
Not only did I find my current roommate's PSYCHO ex-roommate (who might I add is supposed to be in a serious, monogamous relationship), but worse. Things just got worse.
A married co-worker of mine just messaged me on OKC. Work and OKC DO NOT mix.
I repeat: DANGER! PANIC! ABORT MISSION!
His message: "What was your absolute favorite part of today?"
My reaction: OH GOD! OH GOD! He knows I'm on here! During work hours! Wait, isn't he married? I'm pretty fucking sure he just got married? Is that too judgey of me? To each his own? NOPE. NOPE. Too weird.
MUST. TELL. COWORKER. IN NEXT CUBICLE. *runs around screaming*
My actual message: "HAHAHAHAHA"
His reply: "That is the exact response I was thinking would happen"
My reaction: What the fuck am I supposed to say? I'm freaking the fuck out here. This is weird. If you didn't think it was weird then you KRAY KRAY. Not only because you know I know you're married (again, totes understand complicated and/or open marriages), but WE WORK TOGETHER. It's common courtesy when you see a coworker on an online dating site to laugh, tell your friends and then never do anything about it ever. And then never make eye contact again. Right??? That's what I was thought was the thing to do. Until now apparently.
My actual message: "It's the 'oh goodness, I know you from work' response. Lol. Pretty typical I'd say".
He messaged back saying he had a good laugh and contemplated not saying anything (like he should have!!!) and asked about my work day. THIS IS GETTING TOO WEIRD.
In other news, some guy just asked to get to know me over a drink sometime. Honestly he's not that cute nor am I super interested. However, I like his upfront style. Bold and straight to the point. No internet messaging bullshit. Now that's something I can appreciate.
Again, not interested, but considering it because it's the first response-worthy message I've received.
^^Take note fellas of the internet.
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