A thing!

"Yeah Its only after you travel that you really come to realize how cool Seattle and the PNW is. I read your profile and you seem like such an awesome person. Too bad you're so tall. :/"

COOL. AS IF I'M NOT SELF-CONSCIOUS ENOUGH, JERK.
However, I will continue to wear heels and kick ass (and pretend to be GODZIRRA! around all of my short friends).
More messages, more lame-os.
Did I mention that "Hello beautiful" or "Hi :)" is the absolute worst way to initiate a conversation? Because, yeah, it is. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THAT???
Also being the age of MY DAD is another terrible quality in a future date. No thanks. 

An interesting one? Someone just came right out and said some fun facts about himself: "I'm a huge nerd, and the 5th was my birthday! Also I'm afraid of sharks". Cool?
Because I find sharks to be super cuddly and adorable and would definitely try to pet it?
Uhhh, I would hope human instinct would kick in and strike the fear of sharks in everyone.
Except when watching Sharknado. That movie is AWESOME and everyone, fear of sharks or not, should definitely spend 2 hrs of their life dedicated to Sharknado (no joke). 

But. An actual thing happened!
First message:
"Hi! Coffee?"

He's not really "my type", but he's relatively cute and his profile wasn't horrible so why not?!
FOR SCIENCE! *fist pump*

My response: "Sure! I'm down :) When are you free?"
Who knows if anything will come of it, but this is the first step toward going on my first date with a stranger....ever? OH DEAR LORD. That is terrifying. Fingers crossed I won't get murdered!