Okay so I was clearly on drugs when I wrote that last post.
And by drugs, I mean I probably got drunk, alone, on cheap ass wine. Because, yes, that is my life.
But isn't it the life of just about every 20-something, single female these days? Opening a bottle of wine, thinking "Oh, I'll just have one glass and watch this cool new movie". Hours go by and you realize you've had the entire bottle, you're alone drunk in your apartment and somehow managed to watch the entire discography of Gossip Girl in one sitting. No? No one? Just me?...Bueller?
Jokes. I know I'm not special. I know I'm not the only who cries alone into a bottle of 2 buck chuck while consuming an entire bag of what should have been 'healthy' snacks (or at least it was somewhat healthy half a bag ago).
If I was the only one, there wouldn't be so many goddamn blogs and books or the entire series of Sex in the City.
No, this is nothing new. And I am not trying to take credit for any sort of "original" idea.
But what I *can* do is document it. And embrace it. And best of all, fucking OWN IT.
Because I am a single, young woman so hear me fucking ROAR, DAMMIT. Or at least meow kinda loudly (I'm also a realist).
Tonight (after a giant ass burger and some courage-inducing sangria) I've decided I'm ready to start an adventure I know I'll learn to regret.
Here's the start of something.
That something being this crappy blog that no one will ever read about all of the horrible (and hopefully some not so horrible) dates I will go on in real life. THIS IS MY LIFE NOW.
I will now be navigating the realm of dating.
The main difference between me and the millions of other girls in my position is that I will be writing about it for fake internet points.
Just like every Netflix-binging, wine drinking white girl, having recently felt like someone took a giant dump on my heart (awww, the sweet smell of romance), I'm gonna say FUCK IT. Fuck it and make me internet famous, at the very least.
It's time to move on and see what this world has to offer.
And since it's 2014, most of what the world has to offer is the internet and weird social interactions. Welcome to dating of the future!
Now here we are. Single girl looking for something.
Let me clarify...I am (kinda...ish...maybe) not looking for love. I am looking for solid relationships with fellas I hopefully enjoy doin' it with. Sometimes you win some, sometimes you don't. But either way, world, I'll be here to tell you what it's like. And it's all from my perspective as a completely average 20-something female who is not at all special (My mom made me casseroles when I was growing up, for fuck's sake. How normal, white person is that?!). So don't expect some Carrie Bradshaw shit in which I wear Prada and trade food money for Vogue.
Fuck that. Give me french fries over magazines any day.
I'm rambling though.
Let's do this. For real. You and me? We in this together? Deal?
No comments:
Post a Comment